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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Great Cake Assault

Wanted:
Man in Apron

Crime:
Assaulting a Cake

Description:
Caucasian, approximately 5' 10," last seen wearing white shirt, gray pants, black and white striped full apron

Observed last in restaurant kitchen wrestling into submission one lovely 2 layer cake with pink and white striped fondant.

If you see said man, lock up your cakes, cupcakes, and any other baked goods and call The Cake Assault Hotline:
1-866-EAT-CAKE

Do not approach, said man can smell baked goods a mile away. Hey you! That means to put down that brownie, lady.

14 Goddesses Have Spoken:

Persuaded said...

julie, you do have a knack for finding the umm... oddest pictures! yipes.

you know, i have never really liked "chef" aprons and this image doesn't do anything to change my view. nope. not a bit.

have a good day, hon☺

mrsb said...

Something about a man handling cake.... ;O)

Julia said...

Persuaded- I cannot claim responsibility for finding this photo! It's all Suzi's fault! ;)

Jenny said...

Okay, for the life of me, I can't figure out what he is doing to that cake. Can't see any possible way a knee in a cake would make it better!
~Jenny~

Julia said...

I think the guy is trying to keep the cake from leaping off the table. Or fighting him with the construction process...

Or it is just purely for dramatic effect.

The Kat's Tail said...

It is really the blooming fairies playing tricks. Happy Midsummer!

Sara said...

His knee is on the cake! Is he getting ready to hump the cake? It IS a crime! I saw a drunk guy try to hump a car at 6pm in front of BW3's Sunday. Maybe this guy is drunk. Yeah! Good reason.

Little Miss Baker said...

haha I love the knee up on the table! so much heart going into that assembly :) Nice!!

Julia said...

Sara I think you are on to some thing, no pun intended... These thoughts have crossed my mind but I am just rolling with it today. You are cracking me up nevertheless!

the ungourmet said...

Wow, another funny photo! I wonder what the heck he is doing???

Kristina said...

What's kind of disturbing is that I can't quite figure out what he's doing. I can't imagine that's an easy way to put a second layer on! Maybe he lost his wedding ring between the layers? :P

Julia said...

The last well....rather lewd act upon baked goods that I can recall occurs in the movie "American Pie." A rather funny scene but upon a cake is just a crime against baked goods. Thus the accusation stands as "Cake Assault"

BTW. Suzi is out of town and can not defend this one.

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

Haha! Is that the trainer guy from Biggest Loser....? ;)

Yarni Gras! said...

looks like he is disassembling the mad hatter's hat....or doing something else.......hummmmmmmm