She even has a name. Salt and Pepper. Maybe more aptly Salt, Pepper and Naked. But what has this to do with APRONS you ask.
I stumbled upon this accessory on one of my totally random "apron" searches on the Internet.
This is a chicken apron.
Yes, I said "chicken apron."
This must be the answer to our Pepper's prayers. I am in amazement that these are in existence. I had no idea the lengths people will go to cover their birds. I think Pepper would look great in this pattern. There are dozens more here.
Then she could look like this.
She would be styling for sure!
I know, I know, she still will not be fully covered. But at least she can have something over her back side!
I only wish we had prettier chickens.