Saturday, August 15, 2009

The Great Cake Assault - Part III

Well ladies and gents, he is at it again. This time the assaulter is wearing a mask and smoking a cig. I think he means business. This poor, poor cake is facing uncertain doom. The masked marauder is showing no mercy as he revs up his paper cutter (?) and is ready to make his hit. The vic? A two tier cake with fondant and charming little hearts.

It looks as if there is an accomplice to this assault who shows no shame in the torturing of said cake. You can see him looking on with a look of pure glee and anticipation of what is to come.

Remember, these men wear black and white aprons during the assault. If you see said men wearing this style apron, you can be they are armed and ready to take action on your baked goods.

Please call the Cake Assault Hotline:

4 Goddesses Have Spoken:

Julia said...

It's the cake guillotine for you!! That poor cake. And to think these men are doing this wearing their aprons!!! My word...

MsSnarkyPants said...

I'm not sure that is an accomplice. I think it's the baker begging him to stop. hehehe

Aunt Spicy said...

What is the world coming to when even cakes are not safe? Um, wait, unless of course they are slicing it to share with the rest of us...in that case I totally support the cake guillotine!

Yarni Gras! said...

I don't know what is funnier....the cake 'cutter' or the cigarette? or lollipop stick? in the assulter's mouth! HA!