Do You Have A Dirty Dishtowel? You're Gonna Want One!! Yep, it's an Apron Giveaway . . .

Good Monday Morning!!!!

Apron Goddesses, it has been slow here lately. Of this I am painfully aware. However, we've an awesome giveaway this week from Dirty Dishtowels LLC.

I. Love. Their. Store.

"What is this?" you say. . .

I said I love Dirty Dishtowels.

Every time I got to their site I leave smiling. These ladies make me laugh and remember to have fun again when I am sinking into the pits of apron despair.

This "Bitch" apron in pink and black to the left is adorable. I know I am sick in some ways, but I can admit that the embroidered sayings that occur on the aprons and dish towels at Dirty Dishtowels LLC crack me up. I know it's probably wrong and some of you ladies may be offended. But sometimes wrong is right.

The ladies at Dirty Dishtowels specialize in saucy sayings which are embroidered on their white dish towels and aprons. And they have a saying . . .

"Because everyone gets a little dirty sometimes."

This half margarita apron to the right also is oh so cute in style. The ladies at DDLLC have "naughty aprons" like these to purchase. The extra swagger is in the embellishments with these aprons. You can custom order any of your favorite sayings from the dishtowel collection on to one of their aprons with pockets. Then it will be embroidered on the pocket for you to wear and enjoy.

Here's another sweet little full apron with a festive floral theme. I don't mind a little margarita while making burritos or fajitas. Nope not one bit.

Now it's time for the giveaway sponsored by DDLLC. You can choose either the pink and black polka dot half apron "Bitch" style or the half margarita apron, as shown above, for your canvas. Then you may pick your favorite embroidered embellishment to go on the pocket.

You will need to go and visit the Dirty Dishtowels LLC store and browse the selection. Come back here to TAG and make a comment about your favorite saying embroidered on the dishtowels. I.e. a saying that you would like on your apron if you win. That will give you one entry into the giveaway.

For five extra entries into the drawing create a blog post about this giveaway, leaving your permalink in your comment. Be sure to mention this in your entry.

And for 10 extra, bonus chances at winning send in a picture of you or a family member wearing an apron and a few words about you and your apron. Give me the dirt! Leave a comment that you are sending in a photograph too! (Contact is above) No headless apron wearers please!! We will write up your "apron-ography" in the weeks to come.

Giveaway closes on June 8, 2010.

Good Luck!!

I Just Found the Funniest Site... But I'm Warning-If You're Easily Offended Don't Come Visit.

Close your eyes ye of faint hearts or with little humor. You better drag out your funny bone from under the couch and just laugh at these. It'll do you some good.

I just found the silliest, wackiest, most "I've got to have one," hand made item tonight. I never thought these were possible or even probable, but I am often proven wrong on many things.

The GENIUS'S (four sisters of course) at Dirtydish Towels makes these awesome "rags" to dry dishes. Not that I get drunk cooking, except once, but I love the theme of this dish towel below. Call it a sickness inside me I guess.


The next one is not for the easily embarrassed woman, so close your eyes if you don't want to be offended.

I HATE shaving so this one really speaks to me. I think my husband would flee the house in horror if I handed him this one to dry the dishes.

These dishtowels are really embroidered with colorful, fun, and suggestive sayings and/or pictures. Some are just a bit to naughty for me to post but the "Ho's" who make them aren't holding back. (They call themselves the Four Ho's by the way).

There are many, many other naughty dish towels offered at Dirtydish Towel, LLC and you can browse them HERE.

Now wouldn't ya know.... These brilliant ladies also make lots of handmade APRONS with the same kind of "messages" embroidered on the pockets. Subtle yet so poignant if I do say so myself. Check them out HERE.

Maybe I can convince the Ho's to sponsor a giveaway. I can always try...

But for your laugh of the day, make you way over to the Ho's place and see what all the fuss is about. You'll either be shocked senseless or laugh for a half hour. Take your pick... Then plan who you are going to send a set to for their birthday, anniversary or Christmas.