Pooba Is An Apron Goddess, But We Knew That Already...

Who is this worried woman wearing a red bandanna and Holstein apron? And why is she worried? Is it the potential that her nails will be ruined among the dirt? Will her ability to crunch accounting numbers on the calculator be hindered by this kind of manual labor? Is it the neighbors staring out the window at her svelte figure?

Hmmmm.... it's difficult to say.

Well I will reveal that this blond, wearing her gardening apron, is none other than Grand Pooba. She won this apron a few months ago and claims to wear it while gardening at her suburban home.

It seems this apron lacks the requisite dirt and debris on the surface. But I am going to take Pooba's word that she is using this for gardening not washing Dozer her gigantic dog. Although I suppose washing the family pet would be an appropriate use for an apron... I guess.

Well to see what's really going on you should visit Grand Pooba and demand to see more of the gardening apron in action.

Wait... are those newly planted flowers in the background? Yep!

Winner of the Holstein Pattern Apron Made By Me and Ranting at the Fabric Store

Yes, yes, yes... I am totally behind schedule. Don't you hate it when work gets in the way of blogging???? Well, I finally got to drawing the winner of the Holstein cow patterned gardening apron...

AND

All you women in the vicinity of Utah need to wear hearing protection since, POOBA won herself an apron, finally. She will be screaming like a school girl at a Duran Duran concert over this result. OK, so I am dating my self with this reference, but I really don't know who girls are screaming over these days.

This fabric was out of stock at JoAnne's for a few weeks, but finally, I was able to obtain it, so I can make the apron now. I think they were intentionally holding out on me, or trying incite me to a tither, since the cashier informed me a few weeks ago that, "...sometimes we don't get certain patterns back in stock very often..."

I was all, "WHAT??? You have to be kidding me!! I need to make two aprons out of this material. I HAVE obligations with this material!" I am sure I had the crazy 30 something going on 40 look on my face with raised eyebrows and a wavering voice.

And as I ranted at the clerk standing behind the counter, she appeared to be enjoying herself, giving me her best indifferent facial expressions... This was not helping matters whatsoever.

Because I am psychic, I know that she started thinking to herself, "Get this lunatic woman out of my face. Maybe I'm gonna have to call for security. Wow that would be a first." I think her eye roll tipped me off to her true evil nature.

"When will you know if this fabric is going to be restocked?" I quizzed this young 20 something in my imperious tone.

"We get new fabric restocks on Thursdays," she informed me briefly, hoping I would just go away. Then she added as a second thought, probably because I was scaring her, "If you had the stock number from your last receipt we could order it for you."

Sighing heavily I admitted,"I don't have the receipt any more. Of that I am sure." Then not wanting to be taken down by my own incompetence in saving receipts I querried, " Can't you just look up the patterns on a computer or something?"

Then with a dumbfounded gaze the gal said, "Oh no. We don't have access to anything like that."

Note to JoAnne's Fabric: Make computers available to your staff to facilitate the ordering of fabrics that are out of stock. Have you people not yet heard of "The Internet?" And yes I know JoAnne's is on line and I looked there for the fabric and it was not listed ANYWHERE! I know how to search for stuff too...

Well, I can always rant here properly, right?

Congrats Pooba! I will make your apron in the week comming up!