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Showing posts with label Tomato Harvest Party. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tomato Harvest Party. Show all posts

Saturday, August 22, 2009

The Tomato Harvest Party Cometh!

This Apron Queen of the Hunt is poised and ready for the kill. Her steely gaze and determined expression are requisite tools for harvesting...


The are prey. The are innocent victims. The vine-ripened, home-grown, heirloom tomatoes, they have a date with destiny.


The big game huntress has her kill carefully gathered in her apron. The tools of the harvest are in hand, the fruit is gathered, the party is coming...


The Salsa Goddess spies her quarry. She surveys a large herd in the distance. It was apparently a good season and many of the young have survived. The huntress has only to pick her prey.


They can run but they can't hide.


Captured with no chance of escape, these tomatoes are fated for chopping, roasting and slicing. Tomorrow will dawn a day for feasting.


The Junior Huntress stalks her game. It is large, round, multi-colored, and very bouncy. There is a certain gleam in her eye in anticipation of the kill.


Well, maybe it ate her instead of the other way around...


But at least she gets the title of first kid in the Jumpy House!!!

This, dear Apron Goddesses, is my kitchen counter. Let the Tomato Harvest Party commence!


And the carnage... Four kinds of salsa!!! West position: Fire-roasted salsa. North position: Green zebra tomato salsa. East position: Salsa Fresca (all raw vegetables). South position: Mango-peach salsa.

WHERE ARE MY TORTILLA CHIPS???
Oh yeah, I have to wait for the party to start.


Salsa payback is hell. My fingers have been burning for hours with the jalapeno peppers that I handle to create these masterpieces of dipping delight. I know, use gloves....

A day of rest will be required on Sunday. The aftermath will come next week. So much partying to do. So little time...

Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Cleaning Wench Wears an Apron

Oh, the agony.
Oh, the injustice.
Oh, I have a carpet on my porch.
Oh, we are hillbillies.
Oh, I have to make 4 kinds of salsa on Friday.
Oh, will I ever get it all done?


All in the name of a party...

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Frantically Cleaning

This week we (Julia and I) are hosting our 4th Annual Tomato Harvest Party! This is what I am going to look like this week as I don my apron and scrub my house presentable.


Stay tuned, there will be pictures of the party, dishes, and guests. If we are lucky we will get all the women in aprons for a group picture. And if you're super sillious lucky you will get to see all the MEN in aprons too.