Little Miss Apron Goddess Invents Improved Ways to Process Food

This Little Miss Apron Goddess is my kitchen helper in many wonderful and annoying ways. Just recently she has taken to sitting on my foot and clinging to my leg during the cooking process and I drag her around while she giggles hysterically.


Additionally, she takes breaks to invent new improved ways to grate cheese. Observe the use of a small John Deere tractor with a flat cheese grater attached to the hitch as an "implement" of culinary sophistication.


I am obviously dealing with some kind of genius here. I don't know why I did not think of this earlier...